Finally,
a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.

Question:
Why?

Answer :

An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,
driving a

German
car

with a
Dutch engine,

driven
by a Belgian

who was
drunk

on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),

followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,

on
Japanese motorcycles;

treated
by an American doctor,
using

Brazilian
medicines.

This is
sent to you by

a,
Canadian

using
Bill Gates's technology,

and
you're probably reading
this on a computer,

that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and

a
Korean
monitor,

assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers

in a
Singapore plant,

transported
by Indian
truck drivers,

unloaded by
American longshoremen. That, my friends,
is Globalization

Finally a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate.